Restroom Signs

Friends don't let friends take home ugly men - Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

Beauty is only a light switch away. - Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all
get wasted together and have the time of our lives. - Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" - Rest stop, Route 81, West Virginia

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit. - Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC

At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry. - Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. - Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, AZ

Make love, not war...Hell, do both. GET MARRIED! - Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. - Revolution Books, New York, New York.

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress! - Men's Restroom, The House of Representatives, Washington DC

Express Lane: Five beers or less - Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ

You're too good for him. - Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA.

No wonder you always go home alone. - Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA

And my favorite, and most realistic one:

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, You're going to have trouble with it. - Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX