Sensitive Beer

Three hicks - Steve, Bruce and Jed - were working on a telephone tower. Steve falls off and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."

"I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff," Jed says. "I'll do it."

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of beer.

Bruce says, "Where did you get the beer?"

"Steve's wife gave it to me."

"That's unbelievable," Bruce says, shaking his head. "You told the lady her husband was dead, and she gave you beer?"

"Well, not exactly", Jed says. "When she answered the door, I said to her: 'You must be Steve's widow.' She said: 'No, I'm not a widow!' And I said: 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'"