Office Dogs

Four workers are discussing how smart their dogs are.

"My dog can do math calculations," the first guy, who is an engineer, says. He tells his dog, which he named T-Square, to get some paper and draw a square, a circle and a triangle - which the dog does with no sweat.

"I think my dog is smarter," The accountant says. With a single command, his dog, Slide Rule, fetches a dozen cookies, brings them back and divides them into piles of three.

"That was good," the third guy, a chemist, says. "But my dog is better." The chemist tells his dog, Measure, to get a quart of milk and pour seven ounces into ten ounce glass. The dog does this with no problem.

The three men agree that all the dogs are equally smart, and turn to the fourth guy - a union member.

"What can your dog do?" the chemist asks him.

The Teamster calls his dog, whose name is Coffee Break, and says, "Show the fellows what you can do".

Coffee Break trots over and eats the cookies, drinks the milk, goes to the bathroom on the paper, claims he injured his back while eating, files a grievance for unsafe working conditions, applies for Workmen's Compensation and leaves for home on sick leave.