Three Sisters

Three sisters, aged 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.

One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in, then pauses.

She yells to her sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"

"I don't know," The 94-year-old hollers back. "I'll come up and see."

She starts up the stairs and pauses. "Was I going up the stairs or down?"

Enjoying a cup of tea and listening to her sisters from the kitchen table, the 92-year-old shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock-on-wood." Then she yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."