Driving

Two elderly women were out driving in a car so large, they could barely see over the dashboard.

They came to an intersection. The stop light was red, but they drove on through.

The woman in the passenger seat thought, "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light."

After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and another red light. Again, they went right through.

The woman in the passenger seat was pretty positive that the light had been red and was getting nervous.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through.

"Mildred," the nervous passenger said, "did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!"

Mildred turned to her and replied, "Oh! Am I driving?"